What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 11:34

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why is America so fucked up?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

From Russia With Love

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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